*croaks in the mud of prehistoric record*
DERP DERP DERP DERP!!!
I rise from the jurassic era to deliver a message of utmost flatulence, like a burp in the seabed revealing a hidden text.

SHIT i haven't been on here in a while... Here's why:

I'M GRADUATING IN SEPTEMBER!!!

Can't stay long, still got to finish TONS of shit before TOMORROW.
Then i'll post stuff.
Then i'll have a website up sometime. In theory.

Britches.

So i finished my first draft of my first short story fiction for the class mentioned in the title. This isn't news, as per the technical definition of the term, but seeing as that i am a lazy bum and never update then i guess it works out ok.

Got Diablo 2 working again on my machine. Awesome. Crazy awesome game. 8 years old or some shit but still amazing. Funky.

I got a freakin Asthetic's paper due in 3 days. Fuck this shit, i say, but i cannot in good spirit for it is not something i should be forsaking. Oh, it means reading Plato and other long-winded speech dialog testimonies poetry and whathaveyou. Truly the internet forum of the old, literary works of history. As you can imagine, i am thoroughly enamored with this scarf and its wonderful shoddy fabric than i am with reading all that. I blah. Yup.

EUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Its the giga-event of the year. The celibratory death of a number and the birth of another number whos value is that of the previous number plus one. People around the world love this mathmatical extravaganza to the point where it becomes a worldwide excuse to get drunk and have a generally great time, with a big clamatic moment that involves counting! Backwards! TOGETHER! ITS AMAZING!!!! WHO KNEW MATH WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME! Hes like that cool guy at the party who knows everyones name and can burp the alphabet backwards while doing body shots off of himself while playing a perfect game of DDR. Simply stunning.

Well, WELL... Well i will be returning to philly in 2 days, i'll be doing some late gift drawings and my goal is to have SOMETHING posted within the first week of January.

Hope the hollidays were fun for you guys!

So i caught a stomach flu the other day.

Fun. Stuff.

You dont want to know.

blugh...